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Someone Demotivational Poster

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)

VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!

WARNING - Never aggravate someone who has several high definition photos of you... It just won't end well

TAGS: never aggravate someone
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 4:35 am
Thanks and yes... that is a sneaky little booger that, I honestly didn't see it, but do keep my eyes open for those... drat! thanks though
Feasibly - August 9, 2011, 10:38 pm
You are making some amsome posters MOrd3kaI...help our mods watch out for the tagged ones though. This one is tagged in the lower left corner. Sneaky little booger. ;)


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's h**. 5.


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD

WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated

TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works



TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"

TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his b***?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...

LONELY - Someone has to be

TAGS: lonely brook someone
Rating: 2.48/5

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willowbrook - August 15, 2008, 11:43 am
When suicide isnt enough
Fatty - August 8, 2008, 3:41 pm
That looks like a plate of vomit ummm!

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.

TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


TAGS: someone get me off of this rock iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - March 13, 2011, 9:44 am
I can make an island in the bathtub!
Arkot - March 13, 2011, 5:39 am
what about the Isle of Man?

TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else

TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

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almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm



LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed


TAGS: someones getting married
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


TAGS: parody someones poster challenge 116999 ice
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 3:40 am

Nice. Guess I will go for that good old quantity over Quality theme to build my numbers
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:11 am


TAGS: how badly do you want to save someone apathy
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:18 pm
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:13 pm
So would I.... if the right girl was using it before me.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:12 pm
She would most likely eat a tanning bed.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm
I'm sure yours gets uncomfotable when being forced into a tanning bed, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 1:31 pm
Likely tucked underneath, they curl the tail in an almost modest way to protect the sensitive stuff. Mine does it while suntanning.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:19 am
LOL! where's his tail? 5/5


TAGS: at one point or another we all kill someone
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Why thank you fido.
phydeaux - May 27, 2010, 12:45 am
faceman, after all the posters, comments, and topic 1000 entries, you never cease to amaze me sir. 5 highly stoked high 5's


TAGS: what is this the seventies someone get that chick a razor
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL! I'm an idiot. This poster does reference the Mods and their role on the site. This does NOT refer to TOC in the tags. Again, I'm not that clever.

EVERY TIME - Someone asks for admin

THE SACRIFICIAL OFFERING - It's Almost Ready The Gods Will Be Pleased

TAGS: someone has to do it
Rating: 2.89/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:32 pm
Messing with drunks is always funny, poor passed out bastard.